So, I noticed today, just this moment, that my belly button is disappearing. Goodbye, Bellybutton, you were so good to me for so long.
I can't believe what used to be a normal-sized, normal-depth belly button is now so shallow and tiny. It doesn't look real at all. My belly is huge and round, like a plastic Santa doll or something. With no belly button.
I kind of miss it and dread the day it's gone completely.
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did your button really disappear? That's adorable!
ReplyDeleteWell, it's not totally gone yet, but it's shrinking. It's crazy. I've never seen anything like it. I just looked down and noticed that my belly button is like 1/3 the size it used to be. Strange.
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